Funny story

My mum being here is mostly causing me stress, but last night she was telling me the funniest story about myself.

When I was little we stayed on a farm with a bunch of people - their friends I guess. And the kids were running about the field (actually there is nothing to suggest I wasn't the only kid there, now that I think about it). Apparently I touched an electric fence while playing on this farm. I have no memory of this at all.

But obviously someone had warned me about electricity by claiming it could kill me because I apparently ran across the field to my parents yelling 'I'm going to die, I'm going to diiiiiiiiid'. 

And of course the adults all pissed themselves laughing. 

Poor little 4 year old me. Being laughed at when I was going to die. 

ROFL.